there’s literally a spider trying to make a web between the bars on the t

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9 months ago

there’s a funeral home down the street from my house and I guess there’s a funeral today for some extremely popular person because there’s cars parked everywhere on my street and people lined up down the block and police everywhere, and I walked by and there’s this GIANT MASS of cops probably >100 of them all staring at me as I walk by and I was really tempted to scream “I HAVE A BOMB!”

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11 months ago

apple has the best customer service evarrrr

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1 year ago

cant-handle-it:

When you just can’t handle all the butter.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

immortalmachine:

i just need this on my blog

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1 year ago

REALLY HUGE TAMPON

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1 year ago

carolynnyy:

acrazyobsession:

Empty CD/DVD cases!! Genius!

NICE heh . 

OMG

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

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1 year ago