Imagine the guy who proposed the idea
' we need something clever, something they'll never expect'
'How about POOP?!'
"they’re on to us, we need something even better!"
"How about poop thats been ran over? They’ll never suspect that"
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person