it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(via steaming-hot-leaf-juice)
I have to stop reading sad things
POPULAR BRAND “TOYS R US” CHANGES NAME TO “TOYS R U” AND FINALLY “WE R ALL PLAYTHINGS IN THE EYES OF GOD”
(via kushdrinker)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via hyperbolesarethegreatest)